the Masked Ninja Master
in
THE REVENGE OF THE NINJA
produced, written, directed and photographed by:
[k3y]
also starring:
LEGO people
entirely filmed on location in LEGOLAND
it's night. the Big Bad Zaibatsu headquarter is closed.
suddenly, a rope appears on the building.
two legs are coming down on the rope.
yes! it's a ninja! his mighty katana is ready in his hand.
with a quick jump he's inside.
a guard tries to stop him...
...all in vain, 'cause the ninja faster than the light swings his sword...
...and the guard's decapitated body falls to the ground.
the ninja knows the way. he quickly turns around and walks away.
the boss is in his office. he's collecting child porn from the internet.
the ninja kicks in the door and the boss looks at him totally scared!
'please, don't kill me! i pay you lots of money!'
'i don't need your money! anyway it's from selling drugs to innocent kindergarten children!'
and the ninja cuts off the boss' hand!
'tell me you're sorry for being a bastard!'
'i... i am very sorry for being a bastard! please, don't kill me! my hand still hurts!'
'you aren't really sorry.' - the ninja doesn't believe him. and he cuts his head off with a quick slash.
the ninja takes the money. he will give it to the WWF.
he runs out of the building, and jumps into his ninja-mobile parking nearby.
he starts the engine and drives away.
a guitar wails in the car stereo...
THE END